I’m working down a dusty country road when I see a cow chewing on a cactus leaf. I pull out my camera and ask the cow, " Hi there, what are you eating? " The cow looks up, unflinching, and replies, " Wot U look’n @ ", adding " and why don’t U mind your business? " Before I could rebut, the cow continues, " And more importantly, have you ever considered the philosophical implications of being a bovine who can converse with humans? " Follow This, That and (Maybe), the Other :